Most dogs are better at learning pidgin English; with cats we need to learn Cat more.
The only practical suggestion I have would be to keep a rolled-up newspaper handy. And I'm not sure how practical (or safe) it is to try whapping the dog on the snout while it's playing lick-your-toes.
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The only practical suggestion I have would be to keep a rolled-up newspaper handy. And I'm not sure how practical (or safe) it is to try whapping the dog on the snout while it's playing lick-your-toes.