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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 05:25am on 2003-10-09

"device /dev/brain is missing or corrupted. Please run a manual fsck on device /dev/brain." -- David Kramer

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posted by [identity profile] aliza250.livejournal.com at 08:19am on 2003-10-09
/usr/spool/caffeine
 
posted by [identity profile] scarlettj9.livejournal.com at 08:33am on 2003-10-09
I'm just courious what a "fsck" is. Hmmm

Speaking as one who has lost her brain, on several occasions, this is very bad!
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 08:42am on 2003-10-09
fsck is the "file system check" command in UNIX and Linux, which fills a similar niche to chkdsk under MS-DOS. It checks the integrity of a volume, and can repair certain classes of upfuckedness.
 
posted by [identity profile] scarlettj9.livejournal.com at 10:53am on 2003-10-09
ok I just knew the explination would include Fuck
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 10:57am on 2003-10-09
#blink# And I fell right into it. But as long as we're already going there, the twist is that 'fsck' basically means "unfuck". So there.
 
posted by [identity profile] scarlettj9.livejournal.com at 11:07am on 2003-10-09
ok how exactly does one "unfuck"?

Now this IS A SEXUAL question!!!

Grin
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 11:19am on 2003-10-09
You might be able to sweet-talk me into demonstrating it sometime, but be warned: I'm told the sensation is rather disturbing. ;-)
 
posted by (anonymous) at 01:59pm on 2003-10-09
Every time I think I know where you're at, you make a left turn. You can actually demonstrate unfucking? Er, um, gotta watch... (blush)

--?!-- again
 
posted by [identity profile] butterfluff.livejournal.com at 02:31pm on 2003-10-09
What's the difference between a virgin and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.
 
posted by [identity profile] aliza250.livejournal.com at 02:44pm on 2003-10-09
Er, I've always heard and told the joke with "pregnant lady" instead of virgin. :-)

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