Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

Now to sort out how I'm getting my car home.

Float it in a sea of kumquats, (get Feynman to work out the null-G theory for you), and use a hang glider to pull it home. Remember to take lots of photographs of the process, or at least write an amazing psychadelic song about it. Your arms will hurt afterwards, so be sure to console yourself by going out for yummy Indian food... in London.