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Bedtime conversation:

"Standard bunny question -- do you eat the feet first so they can't run away, the whole head first so they can't scream, or the ears first just to be mean?"

"Oh, the ears first, to be mean. But I've never really thought of chocolate bunnies as bunnies, they're just these representations..."

"But they have little candy eyes! That makes them seem to have souls!"

"Oh, if they have candy eyes, I eat those first to remove that problem."

...

"So what do you eat first?"

"Usually the ears, but not always."

"Not the eyes?"

"On no, I want them to see me coming!"

Later:

"Hollow bunnies and solid bunnies are different species."

Quotes inexact because we had to wake up enough to grab the computer...