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"What if ambulances were driven by clowns, with swirly red-and-black lights on top, and when the ambulance stopped, the back door opens and a paramedic in a clown suit jumps out, then another, then another, until there are 10 clowns?" -- nindiv, in talk.bizarre, 2003-09-18.