Not unless you can convince her that the real keys are not in the set of "things I am allowed to play with and consider mine."
What taste does she really really dislike? You might need to put some on your keys for a while. The only problem is getting the taste on your hands, then.
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What taste does she really really dislike? You might need to put some on your keys for a while. The only problem is getting the taste on your hands, then.