I got this from
aliza250
(
here). [Edit: Scrolling back further, I also see an
instance by
renefrost.] The idea is to take the
first sentence of each of the first ten (public) entries on your
friends page at the moment that are not themselves instances of
this meme. (I'm going to include at least one subject heading
because the sentence in question starts in the subject and continues
in the entry. And another subject line instead of the first
line of the entry because it just worked better that way.)
Meaningless, but fun. Entertaining to engage the
pattern-matching-engine that makes up a large part of the human
brain, and try to read meaning into it anyhow, fer shure.
I want to rock and roll in the bamboo. This entry exists only so I can introduce somehedgehog to the following phrase: Not only do I have Stupid Rat Creature as a manager, who can't see two periods in a page name (oh, no worries, neither can Rug Woman), the infinitely wise ... administrators of the company have decreed that Administrative Leave is withdrawn. Late to work today. There's a new Merry Gentry novel coming out soon -- yay!! i hate drugging my kids, but.... When did you realize you were into BDSM? I am a VERY bad girl. You know, there were any number of people who were evidently traumatized by the revelation that their parents were lying to them about Santa, but nobody ever mentions the real evil - sanctioned, State-sponsored, family-friendly lying for no purpose. I have my disagreements with her, but looking over her web page, I can appreciate her sense of humor...
I'm sure if I pick my moment instead of grabbbing it at random, I can make it sound much more incriminating.