(Posted manually, and late, because the machine that runs the cron job is still down.)
"Most of us, pressed to take a side, would vote that masturbation is not a performance art." -- someone who uses first-person but provides no name, in an essay titled "Gladiator Doilies: The Odd Phenomenon of 'Fantasy Armor'"
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While watching the movie "Heavy Metal", seeing Tarna's (near lack of) armor at the end, I came up with "+5 magic armor" to explain it...
I figure the doily armors are for women who are so badass they don't really need armor.
Besides, it distracts your opponent. I have a chainmail bikini top. I know these things.
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yeah
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Please don't tell my co-workers (fourth item).