Sounds like a horrible problem. I've gotten a sum total of two worms/viruses/whatever on my personal e-mail addresses since I got onto this Internet thingy, somewhere around late 1997 (touch wood). /me knocks self on head
Granted, these days I seem to get a lot of spam (well, "a lot" for me is three or four messages a week -- you can see how well I've done so far in keeping a low profile!) saying (more or less identically) "Use this and the next girl you bang will think your[sic] John Holmes!" My response to that one might have struck you as amusing, Glenn, as it consisted of a raised eyebrow followed by the thought, "Oh, really?! Well, not without permission from David and a substantial investment in strap-ons she won't." Can't say as I've ever actually "banged" a girl, though, online avatar notwithstanding. ;) I generally, as you know, prefer to be the recipient, although referring to such a wonderful thing in such crude terminology bugs me a bit... :D
I've got new LJ entries up, BTW. Go forth and add commentary! (Or dare I say, "The rest is studious, now go and comment." :P )
I wouldn't know...
Granted, these days I seem to get a lot of spam (well, "a lot" for me is three or four messages a week -- you can see how well I've done so far in keeping a low profile!) saying (more or less identically) "Use this and the next girl you bang will think your[sic] John Holmes!" My response to that one might have struck you as amusing, Glenn, as it consisted of a raised eyebrow followed by the thought, "Oh, really?! Well, not without permission from David and a substantial investment in strap-ons she won't." Can't say as I've ever actually "banged" a girl, though, online avatar notwithstanding. ;) I generally, as you know, prefer to be the recipient, although referring to such a wonderful thing in such crude terminology bugs me a bit... :D
I've got new LJ entries up, BTW. Go forth and add commentary! (Or dare I say, "The rest is studious, now go and comment." :P )