Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

I'm so grateful no one just parks here. As it is, I can't always keep my tongue sheathed, and will make faces and rude gestures if they're within range. Sometimes I sneak up on them and mouth the question: "Are you a future member of Deaf Drivers of America?". It's dangerous to me to incense them. But not as dangerous for them as if I hide in my trees and hit'em with water balloons. Convertibles are so tempting, especially expensive ones. (Eeevil grin) There's a good reason I don't have a super soaker. And getting arrested is probably no fun and expensive. But Ooh, the looks on their horrible thump-racket-making faces when I hit... A sweet imagining.

And the fact that they're causing you physical pain is triple-maddening. Hackles are up. (Unspoken obscene comment omitted. It made for a good giggle to think, though.)