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"It's a hot plate sitting at an angle, people! Save yourself forty bucks and shove a couple of AOL CDs under your waffle iron!" -- Real Live Preacher on the George Foreman Grill, 2003-12-21. Also available within LiveJournal here thanks to syndication.

(It would not be fair to quote that delightfully snarky comment without also mentioning that he apologized for it 2004-01-03, after actually using the device: "Okay, I admit it. We cooked on the George Foreman Grill, and it's cool. To be able to grill stuff on both sides at once while draining some of the excess fat is pretty slick. It's a lot more complicated than a waffle iron with CDs under one side.")