Swiped from
midwinter:
A:1. only once, but i was a teenager at the time, so technically, i wasn't responsible for my actions.
Q: Have you ever accidentally smoked steel wool?
A:2. one thing's for sure - definitely not michael jackson.
Q: Who looks the most like Michael Jackson?
A:3. even if i could be sure no one would find out and i'd never be caught, i still don't think i'd do it.
Q: Would you vote to re-elect George W. Bush if his only opponent were a rabid weasel?
A:4. he really does make the Baby Jebus cry.
Q: What's that special-effects guy doing with that bottle of glycerine?
A:5. big hair, painted-on makeup, gaudy outfits, lots of fried food and really bad nouveau country music.
Q:What would you expect to see at an event put on by a 22nd Century historical re-enactment group devoted to recreating the 20th Century?
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jeez, now i want to go to a con and pretend i am such a person. dress just a little bit "off". run up to people wearing jeans and t-shirts and exclaim, "i LOVE your costume!". accuse people wearing costumes of being out of period. act fascinated by the elevators; ask questions of people nearby. "these actually work MECHANICALLY?" handle books in the dealer's room like ancient artifacts and explain that you can't believe everyone used to read books on PAPER.
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I don't seem to be able to locate the glycerine I thought I had. Better go buy more.
I don't want to see the 22nd century even if I could. This one's pathetic enough.
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Funny, I was wondering the same thing.
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