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"Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash
So he's seeking compensation in the form of cash
Bailey thinks he's entitled to some monetary gain
Because Eminem used his name in vain
The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact
They're an exaggeration of a childish act
It is therefore this court's ultimate position
That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition."

-- Macomb County Circuit Court judge, Deborah Servitto, from her ruling dismissing a slander and privacy invasion lawsuit brought against rapper Eminem.

(From the Quotation of the Day mailing list, 2003-11-10. Submitted to that list by Bob Bruhin.)