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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 05:25am on 2004-05-02

"There are, however, some adjectives that don't lend themselves well to sex. Crispy, for instance. I'm not sure how sex could be crispy. Crisp, perhaps, with a sort of martial quality and a snappy beat. But not crispy. Crunchy is different. Not pleasant-sounding, and perhaps transmissible (depending on what kind of crunchiness you're thinking about), but imaginable. Not crispy, though." -- [livejournal.com profile] misia 2004-01-14

(And this will be even funnier to various of my friends who already know my story that involves the word "crunchy". The short version: if you use peanut butter, use the smooth kind. -- Glenn)

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Oh dear...

posted by [identity profile] jmax315.livejournal.com at 03:47am on 2004-05-02
Y'know, I don't know the story... but I suspect that the line "...if you use peanut butter, use the smooth kind." is even funnier taken in isolation than it would be if explained.
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posted by [identity profile] leiacat.livejournal.com at 07:44am on 2004-05-02
So, Glenn, do we get story-time in which you tell the tale of crunchy?
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posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 08:40pm on 2004-05-02
I dunno, [livejournal.com profile] jmax315 had a good point ...

Maybe. ;-)
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Crispy vs. Crunchy

posted by [identity profile] anniemal.livejournal.com at 10:39am on 2004-05-02
I sometimes go off quickly. I don't get sex enough at all, but so help me, if you ever come at me with a jar of chunky peanut butter, I'll use it only on you. After making sure you can't object. I've heard the story.
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posted by [identity profile] realinterrobang.livejournal.com at 12:16pm on 2004-05-02
--chortle chortle chortle snerk snerk snerk--

Sounds like a good idea to me, Anniemal, but then again, I don't like peanut butter, whether or not it has crunchy bits in it. :)
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Chunky

posted by [identity profile] anniemal.livejournal.com at 12:42pm on 2004-05-02
D'G does likes peanut butter. I sort of do sometimes. Only chunky, and not in that context. But no, I never have thought of you as a peanut butter sort.

How about chocolate sauce and Grand Marnier? Maybe some melon slices or mandarin oranges... Sorry, my brain goes pornographic when I'm not looking.
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Re: Crispy vs. Crunchy

posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 08:52pm on 2004-05-02
So noted. Fear not. >kiss<
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posted by [identity profile] butterfluff.livejournal.com at 02:15pm on 2004-05-02
I can think of crisp and crisply in a scenario, but not crispy. Unless we are talking crackers. Something like 'Would you throw someone out for eating crackers in bed?'

Ooh. Extra crispy fried chicken, applied properly...
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posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 08:54pm on 2004-05-02
#blink#

You know what they say about the difference between exotic and kinky, don't you?
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posted by [identity profile] redaxe.livejournal.com at 01:14am on 2004-05-03
*grin*

Y'know, I just can't imagine extra crispy fried chicken with feathers

Though it's a good excuse to break out the ice cubes and fizzy drinks as well :-D
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