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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 11:00pm on 2004-05-02

At one point yesterday I was talking to a few attendees of the festival, and one pointed to the pewter drinking vessel hanging from my belt and asked, "Is that a real goblet?"

I know better: I should expect questions like this. Didn't someone write a filk song involving all the "is that a real ..." questions they've gotten as a historical re-enactor (starting with "is that a real fire?")? But no, I was caught unprepared, a bit stunned actually, and didn't have an apropriately witty answer handy. I was too busy thinking, "Did he really just ask that? What could he have meant?" (I did go into my stock "goblet patter" on autopilot[1].)

So even though we didn't get asked, "Are you in a play?" while putting gas in [livejournal.com profile] vvalkyri's car on the way up, I think being asked whether the pewter goblet I so often drink out of is "real" counts to make yesterday an Official Re-enactor Day. (We did get asked "Why are you dressed that way?" in Tamber's, a cool restaurant in Charles Village (mix of 1950s diner food and Indian) that a few of us stopped at on the way home. But not with the magic "Are you in a play?" phrasing.)

Me, I'm still trying to figure out what would make a chunk of pewter shaped like a goblet not be a real goblet. I should stop trying before I give myself a headache.

(Maybe Fred will share his extra-cute "Are you in a play?" story.)

[1]"This," holding up the goblet, "is the most important piece of equipment a minstrel can carry. Ya see, bein' a minstrel, ya never know when someone's gonna' pour you a drink. And if you don't have one o' these," pointing to the goblet then pausing to look at the ground, "It gets all over yer shoes."

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posted by [identity profile] redaxe.livejournal.com at 08:58pm on 2004-05-02
I'm still trying to figure out what would make a chunk of pewter shaped like a goblet not be a real goblet.

"Real" as opposed, I would guess, to "stage prop" -- that is, do you use it to drink with, or just have around for appearance. Who knows, they may think it's lead and thereby unhealthy. But I doubt it. :-)
 
posted by [identity profile] malada.livejournal.com at 07:29am on 2004-05-03
Yes, props instead of the real thing. As is "Is that a real (sharp, cutting) sword (instead of a dull-stick-of-metal)?

-m
 
posted by [identity profile] bkleber.livejournal.com at 09:00pm on 2004-05-02
May I use your Goblet patter? I like...
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 07:20am on 2004-05-03
Enjoy. :-) As long as we don't wind up giving the same speech to the same person at the same event half an hour apart.
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posted by [personal profile] zenlizard at 08:25am on 2004-05-03
Glenn,

Remember the "Are you guys from Islam?" question we got on the way to Hastings one year?
 
posted by [identity profile] lilkender.livejournal.com at 08:32am on 2004-05-03
Our answer to "Is that a real fire?" was "No, it's a hologram".

People think goblets are medieval and no longer exist? *sigh*
 
posted by [identity profile] anniemal.livejournal.com at 08:47am on 2004-05-03
A goblet is a goblet is a goblet. It is pewter in the right shape

I'm still dealing with "That's really a Poodle?!" It's a Grand Caniche. Bite me. He's my house dog. People don't understand.
 
posted by [identity profile] realinterrobang.livejournal.com at 10:09am on 2004-05-03
The most interesting comment I ever got was one year in Butler (of all places!), going into the Wal-Mart with a friend, both of us dressed in chemises, skirts, straw hats, and leather bodices, and having some woman (who claimed she was a 20-year resident of the town) ask us "What religion do you belong to?" She wasn't trying to prosetylise us; she wanted to know if we were Amish or something.

Just recently I went to a Twelfth Night in Connecticut (I think it was in CT, could have been anywhere around there -- jurisdictions one can drive into and out of again in an hour confuse me!), and coming back, we were involved in a very minor car accident (I wasn't, thank goodness, driving!) -- I don't even think either car was scratched. The other driver, being a typical (from what I've seen) New Yorker, was all incredibly pissed off and ready to do some damage to someone, until D. got out of the car in his garb (tunic, cloak, breeks, trews, the whole nine yards), and I made eye contact with the guy through the back window (with three yards of silk veil billowing around my head). The guy's whole attitude changed suddenly from, "I'm going to knock your block off, asshole!" to "Hey, man, that's ok, I don't want any trouble, no sweat..." :)
 
posted by [identity profile] keith-m043.livejournal.com at 12:00pm on 2004-05-03
It occurs to me that when some ppl ask if blah is a "real" blah, they may be inarticulately asking if blah is an artifact or a reproduction, and if they get a flip answer, they might not trouble to clarify themselves and just walk away. Of course questions about fires and babies don't fall into that category.

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