Okay, y'all win. You gave enough images for my sick mind to put together and I snorted my orange juice.
Nice, big church. Extremely or fairly ill people on cots in the aisles. Plenty of nuns to tend them, buzzing about.
On the the dais we have an elephant, and a bull (for backup), in case the elephant gets shy. we have 3 buckets, 48 cups, and 50 monks sitting in a circle around the elephant. Well, we may need an extra for the milking parts, especially if we need the bull. Depending on how many illthere are, the monks might be sufficient, unless we're supposed to coat the pews, too.
Once we have enough semen, The officiant administers holy communion and then the unction, with a basting brush. Then we coat the pews, maybe.
I am sorry if I have offended. I mean no ridicule to anyone's religious beliefs. It's just that the concept of desecrating a church with sexual activity instead of bloodshed got my humourous side piqued.
I haven't written yet about my refrigerator and the repair process, but hysteria and sarcasm are calming influences.
exteme unction
Nice, big church. Extremely or fairly ill people on cots in the aisles. Plenty of nuns to tend them, buzzing about.
On the the dais we have an elephant, and a bull (for backup), in case the elephant gets shy. we have 3 buckets, 48 cups, and 50 monks sitting in a circle around the elephant. Well, we may need an extra for the milking parts, especially if we need the bull. Depending on how many illthere are, the monks might be sufficient, unless we're supposed to coat the pews, too.
Once we have enough semen, The officiant administers holy communion and then the unction, with a basting brush. Then we coat the pews, maybe.
I am sorry if I have offended. I mean no ridicule to anyone's religious beliefs. It's just that the concept of desecrating a church with sexual activity instead of bloodshed got my humourous side piqued.
I haven't written yet about my refrigerator and the repair process, but hysteria and sarcasm are calming influences.