Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

When, sitting in the bathtub, I started doing math problems (yes, you heard me right, Glenn) to figure out how to make the fountain in front of the Kitchener (ON) City Hall eat itself, and what sort of cheap surfactant I could use to do it.

I don't know what "laminar flow" is, though, and I don't particularly care. Does that make me a bad geek? Fluidics just isn't MPK. On the other hand, if you were to ask me about the English subjunctive, I would tell you... ;-)