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Odd night. After the dreams of stories of Noah, Abraham, and Lot with people I knew playing the lead roles, I had a couple of strange dreams. One was an Extremely Vivid dream of playing Olympic one-on-one stair-hockey against Wayne Gretzky. Stair-hockey, it turns out, is played -- in ice skates, of course -- on a long, steep, narrow, snow-covered, wooden staircase, using ice-hockey sticks. Getting the stick under the puck to loft it up the stairs was a challenge. I was defending the downstairs goal, and Gretzky defended the upstairs goal. I got past him with a lucky break after the puck had gotten caught in some sort of vine (morning glory, perhaps) growing at the edge of the stair, and sprinted up the stairs, and when the dream ended (I'm not sure whether it was the end of the first half -- background dream-knowledge included the idea that games were two periods long, not three -- or the end of the game) I was ahead one-nothing.

After I woke up enough to tell myself I needed to post that dream here later, I fell asleep again and dreamt that I was in a military classroom learning about orbital combat. Oddly enough, the professor started off by comparing it to stair hockey with a really long staircase, before going on to explain that it was nothing at all like stair hockey. More importantly, the differences between orbital, atmospheric, and interplanetary combat were discussed, and much was made of the sensor blackout period when one ship manages to get far enough from the other to loop around the planet (one ship in a high, slow orbit, perhaps geostationary, and the other in a low, fast orbit). Orbital mechanics lets the enemy predict where you'll reappear if you do not expend any fuel, so the focus was on tactics to decide what course changes to make during the blackout period whether you were in the low ship or the high ship, and approaches to being able to target and fire your weapons as quickly as possible once contact was reestablished. Unlike movie space combat, fuel was considered precious (not because of its expense; simply because you couldn't possibly carry as much as you really wanted to. The professor did point out that if the enemy had a network of satellites that could observe your position and relay it around the planet, it was a completely different ball game.

Then leg pain/cramps woke me up, but I was too groggy to log in until now.

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posted by [identity profile] texas-tiger.livejournal.com at 06:39am on 2004-12-10
*jawdrop* I've had some weird dreams but these take the cake.
 
posted by [identity profile] still-asking.livejournal.com at 08:21am on 2004-12-10
I once drempt that Darth Vader was my Vocabulary professor.

I was very happy about this.

Apparently Vocabulary was an important course at the dream school and Darth Vader had a very good reputation in the field, even tho some people said he was hard to work with. I figured it would be worth it because Vocabulary was going to be important to my professional work later, but dream knowledge didn't convey to waking and I don't know what that field would have been.
 
posted by [identity profile] texas-tiger.livejournal.com at 09:32am on 2004-12-10
What was his grading curve like?
 
posted by [identity profile] still-asking.livejournal.com at 09:20am on 2004-12-11
< shudder > That's a really good question. < / shudder >
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 05:40am on 2004-12-11
Other than the professor's attempt to link it to the first dream, the second dream didn't seem weird. But that first one was pretty far out there even for me. I'm still scratching my head over it.
 
I hope you taunted him but good for being a bloody sellout... I woulda been aiming that puck right for his teeth. "How's that?! That's for betraying your legions of fans back home!"

I still have never forgiven him for swearing up and down that he was never going to leave the Edmonton Oilers (hometown team!) and then conveniently "getting traded" (arranging to be traded) to the LA Kings so he could marry his American actress girlfriend and live in Los Angeles...where he remains to this day, AFAIK...the bastard. (How typical for that species of loser...get rich and run off to the US...)

 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 05:37am on 2004-12-11
Sorry, I was too busy wondering why I was being pitted against a pro, being intimidated by that fact, trying to get the %$#@ing stick to do what I wanted it to, wondering how I was going to get the puck up the stairs, and worrying about leaving an unobstructed path to my own goal if the puck should bounce off a stair and tumble past me, to think about betrayal of fan-base and countrymen in a sport I don't even watch. And in the small corner of my brain that was aware it was dreaming, I was wondering why Gretzky in the first place and not Guy LaFleur, why stairs, and why the rules allowed vines growing where they could tangle the puck or onee's skates ... and why hockey.

(As if the dream weren't odd enough, I've got almost no connection to ice hockey. I've never watched it on television apart from a few minutes as a child when I realized I couldn't see the puck on a small black-and-white television with fuzzy reception. I've been to one game, which I'd completely forgotten about until I started writing this paragraph. I did get sucked into a fantasy hockey league and an intramural floor hockey team by a hockey-enthusiast roommate at the University of Dallas, but that's it.)

(And I just realized that the stick I was using in the dream was a right-handed one. During my very brief experience with floor hockey, what I found worked best for me was to use a left-handed stick with a right-handed grip and use my backhand as much as possible. What was I doing with a right-handed stick in the dream?)

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