(Don't worry if you don't catch the significance of the title of this entry. The people who do understand it will be amused enough for the rest of you. Almost by definition.)
I am easily amused. And approve of this example of puppy theology.
I am easily amused by my cat: I came home knowing Perrine would be hungry. I opened the door and she gave her "will you follow me to the kitchen?" gestures (specific to when I come in the front door), then alternated between standing in the doorway to watch me pull stuff out of the car and running up the stairs to get out of the way of LargerThanCatSized/HeavyLooking objects I was carrying (guitar case, amplifier ...). She wound up perched on the landing, and I noticed that her eyes were very wide, which usually indicates that she's feeling playful. So after I had brought stuff in and closed the door, I stuck my hand through the railing to invite her to play "swat".
She saw fingers wiggling through the railing and dashed halfway down the stair to play, reached my hand, reared back to swat at me, then sudenly realized (I swear, you could see it on her face) that waitaminute, there's supposed to be feeding going on! Shifted her body language and ran to the bottom of the stair to herd me toward the kitchen. I was extremely amused. And had been planning to feed her right away anyhow.
I don't know whether it's because I'm so much less a dog person than a cat person, or just that the dog in question only has one state, but I was less amused by the small, wiggly dog at my mother's house whom I have never seen in any state other than "Must play now must play will you play with me will you play if I jump up at you really you gotta play hey wrestle me or hit me or something or make a loud noise because all those are play too and I'll jump some more and maybe if I lick you enough you'll play with me but not by throwing a toy because I don't want to play with a toy I want to play with a person and I gotta gotta gotta play now now now oh look you're paying attention to me which means we must be playing can I climb up your leg like a kitten please please please?". (Does Ritalin work on dogs?) But there was a period of several seconds when she sat in front of me trying desperately to behave so that I would decide she was good and reward her by playing with her, but kept wiggling and squirming in place as she sat, with her tail going about 12 to 16 Hz against the carpet the whole time. I'll confess that I wasn't completely unamused for those several seconds. Thank goodness the other small dog is much more serene.
My day had its ups and downs. Let's see, first the car wouldn't start and it was the beginning of "no parking for street cleaning -- here's a $42 ticket" time. Then I got it started and bought some gas but lost a chunk of my morning that I'd been counting on doing other things in. Then I got to a gig half an hour later than I wanted to but fortunately in plenty of time to be ready to play on schedule. The room was small and "live" (lots of echo) so I didn't need the sound gear I'd brought (but that's okay; the opposite situation would have been A Problem, whereas this just meant I'd burned a few more calories loading the car than I really needed to). I didn't play anywhere near as well as I would have liked, but the audience and the person responsible for booking future gigs were thrilled, which matters rather a lot. Then I went to help my brother with his algebra, but had to wait around a while before he decided he didn't need help this week after all and by then I had run out of steam and had to lie on the couch for a while because I didn't feel up to driving, so I missed 3LF rehearsal as a result, and got frequent exposure to cigarrette smell (every time my brother went out to the garage for a coffin nail and came back in), but on the other hand, Mom bought pizza, which was a bit of a mood-lifter (I like pizza). So the day has really been a mixed bag. What was good was significantly good. What was bad was kind of ordinarily (for how my life has been lately) annoying. Several things that should have happened did not, but hey, there was music and there was an audience. And later, pizza. And my brother spent less time being Mr. Non Sequitur discussing politics than usual.
Now I'm either going to try to make words out of
some more ideas that have been bouncing around my
brain like drawings of gas molecules in a high school
physics cartoon, or crawl into bed where my legs will
be warm and the cutest cat in Baltimore (or maybe the
second-cutest, 'cause
misia has a cat in her
league) will perch on top of me for the night.
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This is the perfect description of my mother's dog (a Shih Tzu.) I think hyperactivity is a prerequisite for being a small dog.
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But he couldn't, at his sproinkiest, put a patch on that, thank goodness.
We once invented a Small Dog Olympics. How far can you throw one? How many can you jump over without squishing one? Of course, we'd have to sedate them first. (This a joke. I have met very genteel small dogs and don't condemn them, but don't want to live with them. Besides; you get more exercise stepping over larger ones.)
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Even the weird cat has forgiven me for existing. Mostly. She goes into high dudgeon when the noble alpha bitch kitty Perrine comes to visit. If I weren't one I wouldn't understand it. I'm forgiven for now.
Their nicknames are "Pussyrat" with"Sweet Little Blacklips" or "Good girl pretty girl" if she needs honeyed tones. She may have been damaged by oxygen deprivation. She comes to a double click.
My cat picked me. His main nickname is "Puppycat". He really is.
They all have different calls. It's odd, but none of them is "Here, kitty kitty".
Perrine comes to kiss or the sound of her meow. She picked her own name. It's a high-pitched "Prrrui?) Roll the "R" a bit and have read "The Adventures of Perrine" and there you are.
I sit down on the sofa and watch my leopard gecko eat beetle larvae. I am charmed to watch a female cricket lay eggs, and try to keep the humidity right.
My catfish is unhappy and I'm not sure why. But will make him unhappy by looking him over closely in the morning
I am Anniemal. I didn't pick the name.
And Jamie comes to a bunch of different calls, but a minor third works best.
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Now, if we only lived in a place where we had the proper space, I'd make sure we had a dog. A Great Dane, by preference -- but a Saint Bernard, or mastiff, would do just fine. (I've considered a basset hound as a city-dweller but to date haven't had the conditions right to adopt one.)
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Maybe we could arrange a trade with Peru and Korea. Send small yappy dogs to Korea, and buy Peru's new strain of large, meaty Guinea Pigs and some Capybaras for pets. Guinea pigs don't bark and are edible, and Capybaras are pretty big. Not sure how edible. Would maybe substitute as dog. I've never met one. I'll have to look this up. I know they're cute. And the Koreans would be fed.
(And squirrels are "Evil Tree Rats" They ate my mother's soffits. Maybe we could trade some of them somewhere.)
I don't have a large fenced yard, but manage. I realise my dog could use more work, but he's a sweet, placid, sort. Until a jogger happens. I hope you get to have at least a reasonably-sized doggie soon.
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