"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing." -- Alan Leigh-Browne, after buying a DVD of The Pajama Game and discovering the disc actually contained Tettone che Passione, "an Italian sex film", instead.
(A wag on the mailing list where I saw the URL (and that quote), responded, "Admit it: Haven't you felt that way about some of the threads on this list lately?", which I thought carried over to LiveJournal as well.)