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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 01:43pm on 2005-02-04

Oh my. Pleased to see this.

In more egocentric news, I'm crawling back toward feeling functional after yesterday's eit. Oddly, even though I did not wind up taking any caffeine, I woke this morning with a feeling very much like a "caffeine hangover". (I don't know whether other people experience that or not -- my reaction to caffeine is atypical. It's sort of like a cross between a mild alcohol hangover, the flu, and sleep deprivation despite having slept. Since I managed to get through last night with just Gatorade and a baked potato, I'm guessing this is a lingering effect of yesterdays skull-clobbering headache.)

Speaking of skull-clobbering, Perrine mistimed a sprint through a door I was closing, and I heard an impressive bang when she made contact. I don't know what part of her struck the door, but I found myself wondering: if a cat bumps her head and sees lttle cartoon birds circling, does she try to catch them?

And that in turn reminds me of an important safety tip: do not try to force a kitten to wear a tiny crash helmet. It's widely believed that the only reasons cats have not completely taken over the world is because of the number of times they bang their heads as kittens. Kitten crash helmets could drastically upset the natural order.

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zenlizard: Because the current occupation is fascist. (Default)
posted by [personal profile] zenlizard at 07:24pm on 2005-02-04
No, no, the real question is:

If a cat mis-times a sprint, and there's no one around to witness it, did she still mean to do that?
 
posted by [identity profile] scarlettj9.livejournal.com at 07:59pm on 2005-02-04
Of course she did. Silly lizard.
 
posted by [identity profile] liritsvoice.livejournal.com at 09:54pm on 2005-02-04
It's widely believed that the only reasons cats have not completely taken over the world is because of the number of times they bang their heads as kittens.

awww, but kittens in crash helmets would be so cute!!! besides, isnt it time for them to take their rightful place as rulers of the world? who are we to interrupt the proper flow of evolution? all they lack now is opposable thumbs.... :-D
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 10:49pm on 2005-02-04
"but kittens in crash helmets would be so cute!!!"

There is that ... though this (http://www.photocat.co.uk/galleries/funny2/images/3.jpg) is probably overkill on both the safety and cuteness fronts. (Link ever-so-helpfully supplied by Fred.)

"all they lack now is opposable thumbs"

Some of the polydactyl mutants have opposable digits. I'm not sure what percentage, but I did know a kitten with thumbs (whob\m I once caught standing on a sheet of paper, holding a pencil, and urgently erasing). Unfortunately (or maybe luckily for us humans) he died of feline leukemia before reaching adulthood. *sigh*
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 02:07am on 2005-02-05

Fred emailed me to point out that the link in my previous comment won't work -- apparently that server does some special referrer-checking:

The photocat website won't let you link to images directly, but it DOES let you see images if you manually enter the URL.
So you'll want to copy
http://www.photocat.co.uk/galleries/funny2/images/3.jpg
and paste it into a new browser window.


 
posted by [identity profile] garnet-rattler.livejournal.com at 10:49pm on 2005-02-04
Anybody who gives them opposable thumbs And crash helmets (designed in, that is) is definitely liable as an ~eco-terrorist ... OTOH, the only comparablely awesome display of genetic manipulation prowess I've come up with is making dachshunds hexapedal. I've been waiting for that one for at least twenty years (and expect to wait a bit longer). ;-)

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