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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 05:25am on 2005-02-05

"So when that bee flew into my ear a moment ago, I did the only sensible thing -- I screamed like a schoolgirl and executed a maneuver that would have Newton reconsidering a few principles, had he seen them. (You may be familiar with the phenomenon if you've ever tried to operate a vacuum cleaner near a housecat.) I'm not sure how I managed to contort myself that way, exactly... let's just say I'm glad I decided to fulfill my P.E. requirement with a Yoga class." -- [livejournal.com profile] joemorf, "There's Nothing in Here But Bees!", 2004-09-09

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posted by [identity profile] kara-h.livejournal.com at 05:31pm on 2005-02-05
A wasp once decided to take a sip of my sugary soda just before I took a drink too.

I discovered that tearing a wasp out of the roof of your mouth and throwing it at the ground is a REALLY good way to break up a conversation. :-)

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