"So when that bee flew into my ear a moment ago, I did
the only sensible thing -- I screamed like a schoolgirl and
executed a maneuver that would have Newton reconsidering a
few principles, had he seen them. (You may be familiar with
the phenomenon if you've ever tried to operate a vacuum
cleaner near a housecat.) I'm not sure how I managed to
contort myself that way, exactly... let's just say I'm glad
I decided to fulfill my P.E. requirement with a Yoga class."
--
joemorf,
"There's Nothing in Here But Bees!", 2004-09-09
Ah stinging insects ...
I discovered that tearing a wasp out of the roof of your mouth and throwing it at the ground is a REALLY good way to break up a conversation. :-)