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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 05:25am on 2005-05-26 under

"So, right wing legislators were certain that they were following the teachings of Jesus. When I read the Bible, Jesus' words therein gave very different instructions. This confused me.

"Fortunately, the answer was to be found in the pages of soap operas, melodramas and comic books. If Shakespeare taught us nothing else, he pointed out that if a person behaves in radically different ways at different times, then that one person is actually two! Yes, the Republican Party has been following the orders of Jesus' Evil Twin! (Hereafter referred to, as is traditional for evil twins, as 'Skippy.')"

-- [livejournal.com profile] badmagic, "The other Jesus", 2005-04-27

Linguistic question: does that make Skippy's followers "Skippians" or "Skippyists"?

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posted by [identity profile] dfn-doe.livejournal.com at 11:43am on 2005-05-26
Skippyites!
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posted by [identity profile] acroyear70.livejournal.com at 11:44am on 2005-05-26
ah, yes, behold the Gospel according to Supply-Side Jesus...
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posted by [personal profile] redbird at 12:00pm on 2005-05-26
Skippers.
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posted by [identity profile] ladyteal.livejournal.com at 12:37pm on 2005-05-26
*LOL*
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posted by [identity profile] hunterkirk.livejournal.com at 12:38pm on 2005-05-26
snore....
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posted by [identity profile] doubleplus.livejournal.com at 01:48pm on 2005-05-26
Well, maybe he's "Skippy Christ," and that's why they claim they're Christians. Something tricky like that would be just what I'd expect from an evil twin!
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posted by [identity profile] en-ki.livejournal.com at 02:04pm on 2005-05-26
Made with Real™ Christ!
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posted by [identity profile] en-ki.livejournal.com at 02:05pm on 2005-05-26
(Uh, the other comment was meant to be a top-level comment. This one's really for you.)

Well, duh. They're both the children of Joseph and Mary Christ, after all.
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