Jamie eats anything I've blown my nose in if he can snag it covertly. Then he swallows, does not digest it, and excretes it in the most embarrassing possible places. Not a patch on Hamish, who used to eat my tampons if he could reach them. Then throw them up. Oy vey. In the middle of the shop. And Mom had to exclaim about them. Oy. It only happened once. Measures were taken.
Chewed Up And Swallowed