I have news. I have deep[*] thoughts. I have witticisms. And I plan to get around to posting those later if I still remember them by the time I get around to sitting down and really writing. But on this morning, I present you with yet another eBay eNtertainment:
Someone is selling a roll of film they found with writing on the outside that says, "CINDY + LINDA 3/04". The seller says, "I found this in the basement of the student co-operative that I live in and naturally assume there are nude - girly pics just waiting to get developed - personally I wana keep the dream alive so I'm not processing it in case its something less exciting."
This reasoning amuses me, at least this morning.
[*] No guarantee of any particular depth implied, as thoughts may have settled during shipment[**].
[**] From Poughkeepsie, NY, by car, which relates to the "I have news" bit.