Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

Both of these are from "Sin of the Month" by Abby Bardi, March 2005, about what form of intimidation finally shut down a quirky pamphleteer.

"If Andy Kaufman [...] were alive today, he would probably be in Guantanamo."

and

"Where threats of imprisonment may not deter a person from exercising his First Amendment rights, threats to his coffee supply may do the trick."