See my most recent quotation, and could you please edit #37 so it reads "Do you have a lot of magazines"? No, I don't care if you were just quoting the original test. *grin*
I think I'll do this one -- you know how "girly" I am.
1. Do you have on a lot of make-up? None. 2. How much do you put on? None. 3. How long does it take you to get ready? Depends on how long it takes me to get out of bed, and how fast I move once I'm out. 4. Do you put on a lot of lipgloss? I tend to wear lip balm; it's not particularly glossy, and protects my lips against the Canadian winter. 5. Does your lipgloss smell good? It smells sort of like rose. If you consider that an edible smell, then yes, it does. I think it does. 6. Do you carry a purse? No, I carry a shoulder bag from Novacks, which is way too unisex to be a "purse." 7. What colour is it? Black. 8. Do you have coach bag? What is a "coach bag"? 9. Do you have a Louis Vuttion? What the hell is a "Luis Vuitton," and can someone hand me a fresh polishing cloth for my rock? 10. How many purses do you have? As far as I know, none. I have a couple of forage bags and forage bag-type bags, a Novack's bag, and a preponderance of tote bags I never use, though. 11. Do you like to wear nailpolish? No, and I don't have the fingernails for it. How do people get over the stench of nail polish? 12. How often do you get your nails done? Get my nails done? 13. Do you like manicures? No. 14. What about pedicures? I can't imagine. 15. Do you have a usual nail salon you go to? Hell no, what a waste of money, and a good excuse to breathe toxic fumes. 16. Where do you get your hair cut? I mostly cut it at home (the bangs), but if I get it done, I don't have a regular place, really. There's no help for the hair, anyhow. 17. Do you dye your hair? Intermittently. 18. Do you straighten your hair? No. I have thought about getting it permed again, though. 19. Do you have lots of pairs of shoes? By contemporary "woman" standards, no. 20. What are your favorite shoes? My old Doc Martens ankle-boots, although I've been wearing the DM shoes quite a bit lately, since they have better treads and the footing's been uncertain. 21. Do you wear heels everywhere? I have a pair of Oxfords with a small heel, and I don't wear them much at all. Conventional pump-type heels don't work with my deformed feet and bad balance. 22. Can you walk in heels and not fall over? Depends on the type and size of the heel. A small square heel, yes. A stiletto-type heel, fugeddaboudit. 23. Where do you buy your clothes? Value Village, The Bay, the men's department at Sears... 24. Do you go shopping every week? For groceries. 25. What's your favorite store? The Cole's bookstore, followed closely by the Bulk Barn. 26. How much do you usually spend? Less than what I can rationally afford. 27. Have you ever been in Dior? No. I don't even know where the nearest one is. I'm not even sure there is one in Toronto. Couldn't afford it anyway; wouldn't want anything from there. 28. Do you follow fashion trends? Not as such, other than to notice whether or not I can buy dress pants or the colour palette sucks. 29. Do you have a pair of huge sunglasses? No. 30. How many pairs of earrings do you have? Four. 31. Do you wear hoop earrings? Small ones. 32. Do you have a lot of skirts? Yes, and they're all for costume purposes. I do not wear skirts mundanely. (I tend to wear men's pants.) 33. Do you get your eye brows done? Hell no. What the eff would I need to do that for? 34. Can you apply mascara without opening your mouth? Yes, but I never wear mascara, partially because I don't wear makeup, and even if I did wear makeup, I have such long thick eyelashes that putting mascara on makes me look as though I'm wearing false eyelashes. 35. Do you wear a lot of eyeliner? No, although if I feel like wearing makeup, it's the first thing I reach for. 36. Do you do Pilates or yoga? I don't think I could do either of those if I wanted to. 37. Do you have a lot of magazines? Yes, and most of them are about computers, science, or literature...
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I think I'll do this one -- you know how "girly" I am.
1. Do you have on a lot of make-up? None.
2. How much do you put on? None.
3. How long does it take you to get ready? Depends on how long it takes me to get out of bed, and how fast I move once I'm out.
4. Do you put on a lot of lipgloss? I tend to wear lip balm; it's not particularly glossy, and protects my lips against the Canadian winter.
5. Does your lipgloss smell good? It smells sort of like rose. If you consider that an edible smell, then yes, it does. I think it does.
6. Do you carry a purse? No, I carry a shoulder bag from Novacks, which is way too unisex to be a "purse."
7. What colour is it? Black.
8. Do you have coach bag? What is a "coach bag"?
9. Do you have a Louis Vuttion? What the hell is a "Luis Vuitton," and can someone hand me a fresh polishing cloth for my rock?
10. How many purses do you have? As far as I know, none. I have a couple of forage bags and forage bag-type bags, a Novack's bag, and a preponderance of tote bags I never use, though.
11. Do you like to wear nailpolish? No, and I don't have the fingernails for it. How do people get over the stench of nail polish?
12. How often do you get your nails done? Get my nails done?
13. Do you like manicures? No.
14. What about pedicures? I can't imagine.
15. Do you have a usual nail salon you go to? Hell no, what a waste of money, and a good excuse to breathe toxic fumes.
16. Where do you get your hair cut? I mostly cut it at home (the bangs), but if I get it done, I don't have a regular place, really. There's no help for the hair, anyhow.
17. Do you dye your hair? Intermittently.
18. Do you straighten your hair? No. I have thought about getting it permed again, though.
19. Do you have lots of pairs of shoes? By contemporary "woman" standards, no.
20. What are your favorite shoes? My old Doc Martens ankle-boots, although I've been wearing the DM shoes quite a bit lately, since they have better treads and the footing's been uncertain.
21. Do you wear heels everywhere? I have a pair of Oxfords with a small heel, and I don't wear them much at all. Conventional pump-type heels don't work with my deformed feet and bad balance.
22. Can you walk in heels and not fall over? Depends on the type and size of the heel. A small square heel, yes. A stiletto-type heel, fugeddaboudit.
23. Where do you buy your clothes? Value Village, The Bay, the men's department at Sears...
24. Do you go shopping every week? For groceries.
25. What's your favorite store? The Cole's bookstore, followed closely by the Bulk Barn.
26. How much do you usually spend? Less than what I can rationally afford.
27. Have you ever been in Dior? No. I don't even know where the nearest one is. I'm not even sure there is one in Toronto. Couldn't afford it anyway; wouldn't want anything from there.
28. Do you follow fashion trends? Not as such, other than to notice whether or not I can buy dress pants or the colour palette sucks.
29. Do you have a pair of huge sunglasses? No.
30. How many pairs of earrings do you have? Four.
31. Do you wear hoop earrings? Small ones.
32. Do you have a lot of skirts? Yes, and they're all for costume purposes. I do not wear skirts mundanely. (I tend to wear men's pants.)
33. Do you get your eye brows done? Hell no. What the eff would I need to do that for?
34. Can you apply mascara without opening your mouth? Yes, but I never wear mascara, partially because I don't wear makeup, and even if I did wear makeup, I have such long thick eyelashes that putting mascara on makes me look as though I'm wearing false eyelashes.
35. Do you wear a lot of eyeliner? No, although if I feel like wearing makeup, it's the first thing I reach for.
36. Do you do Pilates or yoga? I don't think I could do either of those if I wanted to.
37. Do you have a lot of magazines? Yes, and most of them are about computers, science, or literature...
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