One I have used in teaching highs school history: "We should pass a law against it is a very common answer to a lot of problems. Because, as we all know, drinking under age and smoking pot at all are illegal which is why they never, ever happen, right?"
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"We should pass a law against it is a very common answer to a lot of problems. Because, as we all know, drinking under age and smoking pot at all are illegal which is why they never, ever happen, right?"