Thoughts on watching the noon news on the telly
1) That piece about how there is "a deeper
divide in our country than that between Democrats and Republicans"
and drawing all sorts of Great Significance from the decision
whether to put up a real or artificial Christmas tree ... look,
that would've been pretty cool on Saturday Night Live or
in The Onion, or even if they'd pushed it the tiny bit
farther to make it obvious it was a joke, but as it was it just
pissed me off. It sounded as though the reporter actually
believed that people who put up artificial trees are ANTI-TRADITION,
for example ('Scuse me? Wouldn't anti-traditionalist Christians
just not put up any tree at all?), or that nobody
decides year by year which type of tree to use. Either
that the reporter (and apparently the editors/producers) believe
these things, or that they believe they can "sell" the story so
as to make their audience believe that the Eternal Struggle
Between Tree Growers And Tree Manufacturers is a bigger deal than
the issues that actually affect how we vote.
I'll cut them some slack for conveniently forgetting that not
all Americans celebrate Christmas. First off, it was a Christmas
story specifically, and secondly, between the Christians, the
apathists and agnostics who follow our traditions lemminglike
without thinking about them, the agnostics and atheists who play
along consciously because it's the dominant cultural meme and
deliberately ignore the religious aspects, and the capitalists
who stand to make money by keeping Christmas as big a deal as
possible, it's a good bet that an overwhelming majority
of their audience identifies with some aspect of the story.
But it smells like a conspiracy to me. No, not a Federal
"please air stories that distract your audience from the real
issues they might otherwise protest, write letters, or vote
about" conspiracy, as tempting as it is to cast it in such a
light. More likely the local "This tree-farmer (or tree-merchant)
I drink with occasionally was complaining about the popularity
of artificial trees, and asked me to do a story that plays
up the Traditional, Wholesome, Values-Oriented, Did I Mention
Wholesome memes on behalf of real trees" conspiracy. Oh, but
it's probably simpler than that. It's probably a "make this
molehill big enough to hold someone's attention long enough to
get to the commercial" thing.
2) Wow, yeah, I can see what that ... uh,
one of the groups with "family" in their name as a euphemism
for something else ... group wants people to boycott Target.
I mean hey, if they're singling out the Salvation
Army to kick the bell-ringers away from their stores, why
that's mean and unfair and anti... Oh, what? They're not
singling out the Salvation Army? They're just telling them
they now have to play by the same rules as everyone else after
having gotten special treatment before? The company says,
"because it would be unfair to other charitable organizations"
to give special treatment to the Salvation Army? How ...
blatantly ... uh ... un-unfair?
Note, of course, that in light of the stunning quality
journalism in the tree story, I'm not actually counting on
the television news to be giving me more than 10% of the
story here, so there may be important details I'm missing,
but that's the impression I've gotten so far. Anyone else
have information to change that impression?
Thoughts on the much-discussed "erototoxin" BS
"Pornography really does, unlike other addictions,
biologically cause direct release of the most perfect addictive
substance" (opioids naturally produced by the brain --
in fact, the ranter quoted use the phrase "naturally
occurring" later in the quote).
*ahem* So does dessert.
This, if nothing else, demonstrates that intentionally
or otherwise, these people are Anti-Pleasure,
not even limited to being anti-sex, much less confined
to anti-porn. Do something your body likes, you get
endorphins. Do something your body needs to protect you
from the pain of, you get endorphins. What is a "runner's
high"? What endorphins are released during masturbation
(the <<shudder>> great evil that results from
porn) that are not released during sex in the dark in the
missionary position with one's lawfully wedded spouse?
<snark> Uh, assuming either partner is any
good at it... </snark>
Logically, if they're going to justify an anti-porn
position on the basis that it leads to the release of
endorphins, then they need to ban soccer. And comedy.
And dessert.
Many years ago I was thinking about the differences
between "drug use" and "drug abuse", and what the phrase
"recreational drugs" meant, especially since many abused
drugs are also used medically. And I was struck with
the realization that it basically comes down to this:
a recreational drug is a substance which, when taken
into the body, produces pleasurable changes in brain
chemistry, and is being taken for that reason and not
for medicinal purposes.
Now pretty much anything we enjoy will produce some
pleasurable changes in brain chemistry. But dinner is
not a recreational drug because the pleasure can be
construed as a side-effect if you consider the
primary intent of dinner to be nourishment and therefore
a medical purpose[*]. Dessert, on the other hand, is the
"just for fun" -- i.e., just for the pleasure --
after-dinner dish, and is quite often not even good for
you medically at all. So dessert is a substance
taken into the body for the explicit purpose of producing
pleasurable changes in brain chemistry, not for
medicinal purposes.
Ergo, dessert is a recreational drug.
Obviously, not all recreational drugs are intrinsically
Bad Things, though all are subject to possible abuse and
some are more dangerous (in different ways) than others.
And obviously, some substances jump between the medicinal
drug and recreational drug categories depending on the
intent of the user. When I take chocolate for its medicinal
effects, the pleasant taste is a side effect. When I eat
good chocolate and savor it, any medicinal effects are
the side effects and the intended effect is recreational.
(Note that this is an academic argument -- when
discussing the essential nature of recreational drugs,
dessert is a drug. When questioned by a doctor or a
potential employer about drugs, I mention chocolate
because I use so much of it, but I don't bother to list
cheesecake and apple pie because I don't have a pie
habit. Though I'm starting to wonder whether I
should list capsaicin as well.)
But I digress. Today's point is that the
"OhmyGodpornleadstomasturbationwhichleadstoENDORPHINS"
horror reveals that these people are at their core
anti-pleasure and/or [expletive]ing ignorant.
If I had to put money on it, I'd bet on "both". Call
'em on it. Point out that by their logic they have
to ban jogging. And singing hymns in large groups.
And Tex-Mex food. And apple pie.
Then there's this whole "pornographic images stay
in the brain forever" thing ... that's the nature of
memes in general. You can change your mind, but it's
pretty damned hard to unthink an idea, to
unimagine something, or to unhear
a statement. But I think I'll save the rest of that
train of thought for a separate rant, later.
[*] Yes, I'm oversimplifying hugely by
pretending for the sake of argument that dinner is
nothing more than a refueling stop. The point is
that one can argue that dinner is medically neccesary
and ignore the spiritual and psychological benefits
of enjoying a good meal and bonding with
friends and family around the table. Dinner can
be completely medicinal in intent even if in
an ideal world it ought not to be. (Dessert, by its
nature, doesn't get that excuse in an anti-pleasure
analysis.) Part of the problem we have in addressing
certain types of issues is that we tend to draw false
dichotomies and pile things on one side or another of
some imagined and arbitrary line, then try to make
judgements or pass laws based on "this side good,
that side evil". I hope that my portrayal of dinner
as medically utilitarian, and the expected reaction
of "but a good meal should be more than that!" will,
in addition to helping define "recreational drugs",
also encourage people to see past "if it's this then
it can't be that" thinking that we so often fail to
question. One must eat, but if one chooses to go
out for fine food with good friends instead of downing
a can of Slim-Fast, does that make dinner purely
recreational, or is it recreational in addition
to being medical?