Saturday morning I was struck by the desire to hear "God
Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" on hammered dulcimer. I haven't
gotten to yet (Bill and Becky were out of town, so no hammered
dulcimer at the performance Saturday evening, and later in the
weekend
syntonic_comma seemed to think he was too
out of practice on that instrument to pull it off on a moment's
notice). In particular, I keep hearing in my head -- and wanting
to hear aloud -- some of the variations C.W. McCall's backup
band[1] puts on that tune, and similar
variations that they might do but, as far as I know, haven't. I
find myself humming it in the shower, with ornaments I could play
on recorder or guitar but which wouldn't sound quite right
on either of those instruments.
I recall seeing in somebody's journal sometime before Christmas (I'm currently a month or so behind on my friends' pages, but I've glanced at them once in a while and hope to catch up in the first few days of the new year) a survey asking one's favourite Christmas carol. I think "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" is mine (though ask me next year and see whether my answer is the same). Even with the annoyance of seeing the comma in the wrong place (or omitted) so often in the title. And most of the reason is musical. The words count, of course -- there are several carols that I like well enough but are out of the running because the lyrics seem to "Christmas as commercial holiday" instead of religious, or because they're about nostalgia and traditions instead of being about the Christmas story itself, or because I find the lyrics just a little bit cheesy ... and I'm not counting any seasonal-but-not-Christmas-specific songs as carols at all. But of the ones not excluded because the words fail to live up to my standards, my choice comes down to music. Which ones are the most interesting to sing (without being too difficult for me), fun to play on at least one instrument that I play, and can be tinkered with and improvised on without feeling like I've destroyed them in the process? For me, for now, I'm putting "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" at the top of the list.
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Uh, y'all remember C.W. McCall, right? Country music act from the 1970s with backup band The Fort Calhoun Nuclear Power Plant Boys, whose big hit at the peak of the CB radio craze was "Convoy"? You've heard their later works, right? Oh yeah, you probably know them better under the name Mannheim Steamroller. Yes, really. No, really. Well okay, there's some difference in personnel between the two bands, but according to the concert program I got when I saw Mannheim Steamroller live a long, long time ago, and also the The Legend of C.W. McCall (which I quote here), "In reality, the 'Boys' were Chip Davis and an eclectic mix of musicians, who spent their non-C.W. McCall time recording albums of Chip's music" under the name Mannheim Steamroller. <voice="Paul Harvey">And now you know the rest of the story.</voice> And I hope knowing this bit of trivia makes your day just a tad more surreal, if you didn't know it already.
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o/~ The restroom door said 'Gentlemen' so I just walked inside,
~/o I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride,
o/~ I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,
~/o by two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
o/~ What could be worse!
~/o Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse!
The restroom door said 'Gentlemen', it must have been a gag,
As soon as I walked in there I ran in to some old hag!
She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with her bag!
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
What can I say?
This just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said 'Gentlemen' and I would like to find,
the crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign,
'Cuz I've got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind!
Now I'll ne'er sit with com-fort and joy,
comfort and joy,
No I'll ne-ver sit with com-fort and joy..!
(Done from memory, with prompting required for the -ag stanza. This trauma brought to you by Twisted Christmas. I just had to assist your earworm, y'see!)
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:D
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Why, yes it does! Thank you!
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