o/~ The restroom door said 'Gentlemen' so I just walked inside, ~/o I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride, o/~ I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied, ~/o by two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. o/~ What could be worse! ~/o Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse!
The restroom door said 'Gentlemen', it must have been a gag, As soon as I walked in there I ran in to some old hag! She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with her bag! I could tell this just wouldn't be my day. What can I say? This just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said 'Gentlemen' and I would like to find, the crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign, 'Cuz I've got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind! Now I'll ne'er sit with com-fort and joy, comfort and joy, No I'll ne-ver sit with com-fort and joy..!
(Done from memory, with prompting required for the -ag stanza. This trauma brought to you by Twisted Christmas. I just had to assist your earworm, y'see!)
Hmph! (I guess giggling, grinning, and wondering whom else I can inflict it on sort of undermines the effeciveness of trying to tell you how eeevil you are for that, huh?) Fiend!
Actually, the evilness of me was that I sang that as part of my final exam for the second semester of Voice I took in college. The professor was laughing hard enough by the end of it that I got a really good grade. ;D We had to do three songs, one from the book and two we chose. I did "Lasciateme Morire" from the book, "On My Own" from Les Mis (my mom used to tell me I should try to be cast as Eponine *wry grin*), and ... "The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen".
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o/~ The restroom door said 'Gentlemen' so I just walked inside,
~/o I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride,
o/~ I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,
~/o by two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
o/~ What could be worse!
~/o Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse!
The restroom door said 'Gentlemen', it must have been a gag,
As soon as I walked in there I ran in to some old hag!
She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with her bag!
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
What can I say?
This just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said 'Gentlemen' and I would like to find,
the crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign,
'Cuz I've got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind!
Now I'll ne'er sit with com-fort and joy,
comfort and joy,
No I'll ne-ver sit with com-fort and joy..!
(Done from memory, with prompting required for the -ag stanza. This trauma brought to you by Twisted Christmas. I just had to assist your earworm, y'see!)
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:D