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I need to find the ordinance online or go to a library and find out just what is covered. They expect the city to be noisier than the 'burbs, so I don't think they'll intervene just because it's loud enough to annoy me when I'm extra sensitive due to a headache (though they do answer noise complaints, and I have called them in before when the levels have been downright insane and it's been after midnight).

The loudest offenders are usually in moving cars (not counting the motionless period at the red light), so it's hard to tell the police where to intercept them. Now if I could get them to put an officer across the street with a SPL meter for a few hours some evening to pull over the worst offenders and write tickets (and to catch trucks on Lombard St. after 19:00, a posted no-no), that might have some educational value.

The phrase "be-bee gun" has me thinking of a transmogrifier ray that turns its target into a bumblebee.

I want an EMP generator that'll fry their electronics. No ballistics to trace if they figure out what happened (I just need to keep it switched off while they're looking for it). Projectiles are tempting tempting tempting but I fear arrest.