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There is no cat too dumb to put its claws out. I know this because I have personal acquaintance with The Stupidest Cat Ever Littered. It solved this problem by just always having its claws out, cause, you know, when you're that dumb, you all the time step (or jump) on stuff which spontaneously starts moving, so you might as well be prepared.

I didn't own this cat. My then-lover did. We'd be chatting on the phone and my boyfriend would suddenly yelp. "Cat jumped onto your lap again?" "<squeek>Yes.</squeek>"

I don't think the decision to extend claws in that situation is made consciously. She must've thought fast.

Given where her toes were, I know for sure that her claws weren't out.