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There is no cat too dumb to put its claws out. I know this because I have personal acquaintance with The Stupidest Cat Ever Littered. It solved this problem by just always having its claws out, cause, you know, when you're that dumb, you all the time step (or jump) on stuff which spontaneously starts moving, so you might as well be prepared.

I didn't own this cat. My then-lover did. We'd be chatting on the phone and my boyfriend would suddenly yelp. "Cat jumped onto your lap again?" "<squeek>Yes.</squeek>"