Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

I'm sure anyone who knows me and most of my house will impugn my sanitation to the max. I'm used to germs, until the flu catches me, or a sinus infection invades, or my stomach goes weird. I believe in hand sanitizers and frequent washing when one has been in contact with many public surfaces.

I just find the concept of eating from a supine body a dish of an idea disgusting and disturbing. Absurd. I mean; who is this person I'm eating off from? Why is she doing this? Why can't I get a guy? I'm only semi-het. Or could I? They're a person. Haven't these folks read Dr. Suess?!

A supine body in any context other than romance is at least a good facial, maybe rib and hara, and frontal thigh and tibial massage. Only. I guess my professional instincts are ingrained. context matters, but is tough to reconsider.

I like sushi quite well, but my husband doesn't, is rather conservative in our practices, and I don't think it'd go over. And my sweetheart is a vegetarian who wouldn't tolerate it. And I try to only humiliate people who do things to deserve it by my loose but choosy standards.

I just can't quite imagine myself eating sushi from the torso of a stranger; even sanitized. Maybe another sweetheart sometime will get into such nibblings, but no, it's a personal, intimate, careful thing. I find the concept of it as public, common occurrence kinda abhorrent.