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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 03:29pm on 2005-02-23

I'm not feeling well today; right now I can't tell whether this is the leading edge of a migraine or merely the nastier side of having failed my saving-throw against insomnia last night/this morning. Today y'all can expect either a bunch of small-to-medium entries from me as I sweep some of the entry-idea backlog out of my brain so I can feel I'm doing something, or nearly nothing as I finally fall asleep. But first, something I need to get off my chest that I would have posted from the parking lot at dance practice last night if the important section had fit into an SMS message...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, and this time it warrants the profanity: if you're not going to use your goddamned turn signals, then you've got to use your fucking mirrors. I would much rather you bloody well use both, of course, but failing to use either is fucking insane. Despite near misses from three different drivers who acted as though I were driving The Vampire Car (no reflection), I did arrive at 3LF rehearsal intact (but missing some quantity of rubber that I left on I-95 panic-braking to avoid the most frightening of the idjits -- thank God I was not being tailgated at that moment).

The Sheepie arrived even later than I did (I got there halfway through, she showed up as things were ending) bearing a very tasty birthday cake. And candles, which went unused because nobody had matches or a lighter. I was dirged for three or four verses. Then I joined the post-rehearsal dinner run for a change, and had a larger-than-expected salad. With hotter-than-expected peppers on it.

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posted by [identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com at 08:35pm on 2005-02-23
The Vampire Car... Lookitme, snickering, even though of course it's horrific.

(People I ride with regularly get used to the periodic irritated "Signal. Dammit." in a flat voice from the passenger seat. They know it is not addressed at them, but to $IDIOT_OF_THE_MOMENT.)

I wish I could have joined the dinner, especially since it was in Plato's and thus convenient, but I really had to work. And then I failed my saving throw vs. insomnia as well. So I worked some more. You could say it was beneficial in my case, but the head full of cotton effect today isn't worth it.

 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 09:47pm on 2005-02-23
I find I can get away with a lot more whining if I give people an excuse to giggle or snicker during my whine.

And yes, I've noticed your saying, "Signal. Dammit." The first couple of times it surprised me because I hadn't felt my lips move, then I realized it was coming from the passenger seat. ;-)
 
posted by [identity profile] vvalkyri.livejournal.com at 08:49pm on 2005-02-23
I don't know most of those verses. In fact, most of them are quite terrible. I did, however, like the following, and shall try to remember to sing it at the first opportunity (and it would have been precious to sing last night!)

30. You must marry very soon
Baby's due the next full moon
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 09:52pm on 2005-02-23
Fortunately nobody (AFAIK) tries to sing Every Verse Plus Variations, so we get to cherry-pick the verses. (ISTR having seen an even longer list of verses a long time ago, but I could be mistaken. No, no, wait, I know there's at least one version with a whole section of wedding verses instead of birthday ones, and IIRC a couple of other non-birthday sections as well.)

As for verse #30: no, I'm just overweight.
 
posted by [identity profile] vvalkyri.livejournal.com at 09:55pm on 2005-02-23
:*P
I was just going for the absurdist overtones.

But the dirge in the link is so , well, death oriented.
 
posted by [identity profile] cirith-ungol.livejournal.com at 02:19am on 2005-02-24
Then of course, there's the verse we sing just as it's reaching absurd lengths:

You will now writhe in pain
As we sing another refrain
 
posted by [identity profile] suecochran.livejournal.com at 02:53am on 2005-02-24
This doesn't scan - ouch.

"Now we'll watch you writhe in pain
As we sing one more refrain"

Would work nicely.
 
posted by [identity profile] cirith-ungol.livejournal.com at 02:58am on 2005-02-24
If you parse "another" as a triplet instead of a pair of eighths (last two syllables on the lower note), it scans as well as many other drinking songs :)

Not that this is saying much... but it is a verse with a fairly limited use-group.
 
posted by [identity profile] suecochran.livejournal.com at 01:38pm on 2005-02-24
I don't know any drinking songs, so I don't know what you're referring to there. Even parsing "another" as a triplet (which granted, works, but is pushing it a bit), the first sentence doesn't scan either.

da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da

There are seven syllables (or whatever they're called in music, stresses maybe?) in each line. In the set you quoted there are 6 in the first and 8 in the second - which yes, adds up to the same as 7 and 7 but it's not the same thing musically. Just sayin' :)
 
posted by [identity profile] sue-n-julia.livejournal.com at 01:45am on 2005-02-24
I think that people should have to pass a common-sense test as well as a road test when they get their licenses. However, having recently been forced to retake a road test (BS with licensing here in WA) and having the tester tell me that I shouldn't have yielded right of way to be nice (and safe, as I wasn't sure the other driver had seen me) because it causes congestion -- I wonder what drivers' ed is teaching anymore.

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