Thank you for taking care of the mouse problem in my apartment, and it is indeed most gratifying to note from the results of your efforts that the mice were indeed eating the Warfarin-laced bait, but please, must you always leave crushed mice under my kitchen table (yes, I realise that the corner is convenient, and the table leg provides ample opportunity for mouse-batting, but still), and must you smear them (even occasionally) across my kitchen floor? Unlike you, I don't actually get a lot of pleasure in picking up mouse parts and playing with them.
Also, I realise it makes you upset when I take your mousie toys away and flush them down the toilet, but I actually have a good reason or three to do that.
In any case, I'm so glad you don't drop them in the bed like Perrine does. I'm not sure I'd be able to forgive you for that.
Dear Nero,
Also, I realise it makes you upset when I take your mousie toys away and flush them down the toilet, but I actually have a good reason or three to do that.
In any case, I'm so glad you don't drop them in the bed like Perrine does. I'm not sure I'd be able to forgive you for that.
Gratefully yours,
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