A comparison of Dorothy Gale and George W. Bush [Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος]

This just arrived in my mailbox:

Top Ten Reasons Dorothy was Greeted as a Liberator...and Bush Wasn't

10. The Wicked Witch of the East actually HAD weapons of mass destruction.

9. Local contracts were awarded to the Lullaby League and the Lollipop Guild, not Halliburton.

8. Dorothy apologized for her misuse of the House's powers.

7. Evil oppressor legally verified as "really most sincerely dead" rather than "maybe dead."

6. Dorothy got it that she wasn't in Kansas any more.

5. Dorothy didn't take Toto with her just because he was Prime Minister.

4. Dorothy didn't jail Munchkins and make them blow each other for the cameras.

3. Dorothy had no interest in stealing the Munchkin's oil.

2. Dorothy wasn't taking orders from either the one with no brain or the one with no heart.

1. Dorothy didn't kill 100,000 civilian Munchkins, smirk, and then go on about her deep respect for life.

January

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

This is wonderful. Thank you. I *needed* a little levity here!

Flies like a monkey for me. (giggle)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, there's the zeroeth reason:

0. Dorothy herself went over there, instead of sending a bunch of other kids & sitting around at home.