I'm allergic to fanfic and slash, first of all, and secondly, I didn't pick very mainstream characters. I mean, shit, you tell me to pick characters, and I think literarily... (Don't watch tv and stuff, after all... I'm practically a pop-culture dropout.)
1 Daniel Underwood (Microserfs) 2 Trina McTeague (McTeague) 3 Jennie Gerhardt (Jennie Gerhardt) 4 Pomma D'ok (Green-Sky Trilogy) 5 Rudy Pairis (Mefisto In Onyx) 6 Bug Barbecue (Microserfs) 7 Paul Edgecombe (The Green Mile) 8 Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes canon) 9 Mr. Spock (Star Trek canon) 10 Frank Fencepost (Fencepost Chronicles) 11 Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs) 12 Dick Hallorann (The Shining)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Bug Barbecue and Hannibal Lecter?! No!!
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? No, I don't. Pomma D'ok is like 8 years old in the book. That's disgusting.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? That'd be a really good trick. :D
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? No, and I don't particularly want to do the research.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Um, none of the above? I don't like slash fiction, and I can't quite get into crossing over any of those universes.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Probably nothing, although I can't quite speculate on the black-white aspect.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. I just can't.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Define "fluff" in this context. I don't know what this means.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Considering that Pomma D'ok is eight years old in the book, I don't even want to go there.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? If there *is* such a thing as Paul Edgecombe slash, I don't want to know about it, let alone read it.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? See my previous comment with the appropriate phrase overwritten.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I don't know. I hope not.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I'm not sure anyone on my friends list knows that particular complete cast of characters, and see my previous comments about *eight year olds*!!
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? "GOOD NEWS!!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? I'd make something original up.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? "There isn't anything smutty in this story, sorry."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Hell if I know. I doubt they'd ever meet, let alone have anything to say to each other.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? See my comments regarding people on my friends list. What, you expected me to pick, you know, popular characters?!
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Hansel and Adjunct Tavore? Are you out of your freaking mind? Hansel's, like, seven.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lieutenant Angua von Uberwald? Somewhat. She's a redhead, and redheads are hot by definition, but she always struck me as rather bland. I mean -- she shags Carrot. That's gotta be dull. Even if Dwarven Bread is used as a sex prop.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lessee. Lisa Simpson inventing a time machine for a school project, travelling back to Renaissance Burgundy, and somehow impregnating Ash, possibly via parthenogenesis. Oh, and IIRC, Ash is barren due to either being raped as a kid, inbreeding, or nefarious experiments in North Africa. Nothing much, I suppose. Ash would probably get a ye olde 15th Century abortion. The last thing a mercenary company captain needs is a kid.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Snow White. Hmm. Does the bowdlerizing Disney adaptation count? 'Cause I read an official Disney comic book version of that. In Latvian.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Alice and Hansel. They are just kids. I suppose Hansel would leave breadcrumbs around, and Alice could eat the breadcrumbs, growing and shrinking at alarming rates.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ophelia and Snow White or Ophelia and Atticus Finch? Well, if anything, Snow White is more fucked in the head than Ophelia. Ophelia needs a saner screw, not a screwier one. Ophelia and Atticus Finch it is.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Dr. Evil walking in on Lisa Simpson and Alice making love? Uhh... NO.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Jerry Seinfeld drives to Florida by way of Alabama because his dad is locked out of the condo and refuses to tell the neighbours. Jerry's car breaks down. He gets out and starts changing the tire. Atticus Finch walks past on his way to the courthouse, Their eyes meet, and raw lust is ignited. Soon, Jerry Seinfeld and Atticus Finch are rolling in the ditch tearing each other's clothes off. Atticus remarks that the fastest way to get big cock is to carry a big cock.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Light fiction involving Lucifer and Ash? Not that I know of. Does Satan even exist in Ash's world with its Green Christ of Rome? The theology is somewhat different.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lessee. Captain Angua von Uberwald, a werewolf, deflowering Lucifer, a fallen angel. I think this calls for mass bombardment by euphemisms and symbolic imagery. Libidinous leitmotifs might be a good idea.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Dr. Evil slash? I would hope so. There's nothing finer than homoerotic fanfics about a middle-aged megalomaniac with three nipples.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Pretty much every Seinfeld episode is Jerry het.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Adjunct Tavore? I doubt it.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Alice, Angua, and Ophelia? No, they would not. Again, Alice is a bit young for threesomes.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Atticus Finch does not scream.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A song-fic(?) about Ash? Hmm. Holiday in Cambodia by the Dead Kennedys might work.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Lucifer, Hansel, and Lisa Simpson? Hmm. Mmf/mdom/nc/pedo.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Alice and Atticus Finch? Uh... "Hey, Atticus. Did you drink a potion, or are you just happy to see me?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Grade 12, I believe. Ophelia commits suicide. Then everyone dies.
Dorothy's young too, so I just posited that the fic in question would take place well enough in the future from the setting in canon, so that she'd be older in the fanfic ...
*giggle* I don't think this worked for me...
1 Daniel Underwood (Microserfs)
2 Trina McTeague (McTeague)
3 Jennie Gerhardt (Jennie Gerhardt)
4 Pomma D'ok (Green-Sky Trilogy)
5 Rudy Pairis (Mefisto In Onyx)
6 Bug Barbecue (Microserfs)
7 Paul Edgecombe (The Green Mile)
8 Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes canon)
9 Mr. Spock (Star Trek canon)
10 Frank Fencepost (Fencepost Chronicles)
11 Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
12 Dick Hallorann (The Shining)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Bug Barbecue and Hannibal Lecter?! No!!
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
No, I don't. Pomma D'ok is like 8 years old in the book. That's disgusting.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That'd be a really good trick. :D
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, and I don't particularly want to do the research.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Um, none of the above? I don't like slash fiction, and I can't quite get into crossing over any of those universes.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Probably nothing, although I can't quite speculate on the black-white aspect.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
I just can't.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Define "fluff" in this context. I don't know what this means.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Considering that Pomma D'ok is eight years old in the book, I don't even want to go there.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
If there *is* such a thing as Paul Edgecombe slash, I don't want to know about it, let alone read it.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
See my previous comment with the appropriate phrase overwritten.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't know. I hope not.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I'm not sure anyone on my friends list knows that particular complete cast of characters, and see my previous comments about *eight year olds*!!
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"GOOD NEWS!!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I'd make something original up.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
"There isn't anything smutty in this story, sorry."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Hell if I know. I doubt they'd ever meet, let alone have anything to say to each other.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
See my comments regarding people on my friends list. What, you expected me to pick, you know, popular characters?!
Egads
0x01) Alice (Alice Through the Looking Glass)
0x02) Jerry (Seinfeld)
0x03) Angua (Discworld)
0x04) Ophelia (Hamlet)
0x05) Hansel (Hansel & Gretel)
0x06) Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)
0x07) Ash (Ash)
0x08) Snow White (Snow White)
0x09) Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)
0x0A) Tavore (Deadhouse Gates)
0x0B) Lisa Simpson (Simpsons)
Re: Egads
Hansel and Adjunct Tavore? Are you out of your freaking mind? Hansel's, like, seven.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lieutenant Angua von Uberwald? Somewhat. She's a redhead, and redheads are hot by definition, but she always struck me as rather bland. I mean -- she shags Carrot. That's gotta be dull. Even if Dwarven Bread is used as a sex prop.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lessee. Lisa Simpson inventing a time machine for a school project, travelling back to Renaissance Burgundy, and somehow impregnating Ash, possibly via parthenogenesis. Oh, and IIRC, Ash is barren due to either being raped as a kid, inbreeding, or nefarious experiments in North Africa. Nothing much, I suppose. Ash would probably get a ye olde 15th Century abortion. The last thing a mercenary company captain needs is a kid.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Snow White. Hmm. Does the bowdlerizing Disney adaptation count? 'Cause I read an official Disney comic book version of that. In Latvian.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Alice and Hansel. They are just kids. I suppose Hansel would leave breadcrumbs around, and Alice could eat the breadcrumbs, growing and shrinking at alarming rates.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ophelia and Snow White or Ophelia and Atticus Finch? Well, if anything, Snow White is more fucked in the head than Ophelia. Ophelia needs a saner screw, not a screwier one. Ophelia and Atticus Finch it is.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Dr. Evil walking in on Lisa Simpson and Alice making love? Uhh... NO.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Jerry Seinfeld drives to Florida by way of Alabama because his dad is locked out of the condo and refuses to tell the neighbours. Jerry's car breaks down. He gets out and starts changing the tire. Atticus Finch walks past on his way to the courthouse, Their eyes meet, and raw lust is ignited. Soon, Jerry Seinfeld and Atticus Finch are rolling in the ditch tearing each other's clothes off. Atticus remarks that the fastest way to get big cock is to carry a big cock.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Light fiction involving Lucifer and Ash? Not that I know of. Does Satan even exist in Ash's world with its Green Christ of Rome? The theology is somewhat different.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lessee. Captain Angua von Uberwald, a werewolf, deflowering Lucifer, a fallen angel. I think this calls for mass bombardment by euphemisms and symbolic imagery. Libidinous leitmotifs might be a good idea.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Dr. Evil slash? I would hope so. There's nothing finer than homoerotic fanfics about a middle-aged megalomaniac with three nipples.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Pretty much every Seinfeld episode is Jerry het.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Adjunct Tavore? I doubt it.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Alice, Angua, and Ophelia? No, they would not. Again, Alice is a bit young for threesomes.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Atticus Finch does not scream.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A song-fic(?) about Ash? Hmm. Holiday in Cambodia by the Dead Kennedys might work.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Lucifer, Hansel, and Lisa Simpson? Hmm. Mmf/mdom/nc/pedo.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Alice and Atticus Finch? Uh... "Hey, Atticus. Did you drink a potion, or are you just happy to see me?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Grade 12, I believe. Ophelia commits suicide. Then everyone dies.
Re: Egads
Dorothy's young too, so I just posited that the fic in question would take place well enough in the future from the setting in canon, so that she'd be older in the fanfic ...