Daphne Eftychia Arthur, guitarist+. I Was Curious, So I Looked It Up -- How Close Am I To al-Queda?[0] : comments.
Bacon numbers be damned...
ergo, ipso facto, the odds of Osama bin Laden having a LiveJournal, or knowing someone who has one, are on a maximum probability scale.
ergo, you just have to find out who on LJ knows ObL and friend the bugger, and Bob's Yer Unkle (and likely also has an LJ...)