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bitty wrote:

"flagellation with scallions is apparently not as effective as flagellation with leeks."

Music:: Led Zeppelin (fourth album)

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tired

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Darn, I *would* have to read this after I all ready cut up tonight's dinner scallions...

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Well that makes sense. Leeks have real heft to them.

Unless, of course, your goal is to go through the motions but not actually feel anything, in which case you want scallions. But who takes fakers seriously? :-)

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Many years ago, I was councilor at a Elks Club summer camp. The kids got on my nerves. Finally I made a cat of nine tails out of yarn, and hit the kids with it. It relieved my stress and the kids just giggled. It was only loosely braided.

So sometimes the fake is the idea.

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At least where I come from, a scallion is a little brown or purple onion that looks almost like a regular cooking onion, except that it's slightly garlic-shaped. You'd have to pelt someone with it, because it doesn't have a tail -- those got cut off for drying. I think you folks mean "green onions" or "spring onions."

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