Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

juuro posted this online variation of an interesting but potentially dangerous drinking game I remember from University. The online version looks safer.

As juuro said, "This ought to dispel any remaining good impressions anyone might have of me..." Then again, maybe not. I couldn't resist adding some asides in italics, so strip those out when you copy this to post your own answers.) The instructions:

To play "I never", put an (X) in front of the things that you have never done (so far) and a (_) on the things that you have done at least once. Add a "I never" of your own.

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(X) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(_) I never been in a fist fight (High school counts, right?)
(_) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(_) I never been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never been caught masturbating (Close...)
(_) I never pissed on myself
(?) I never had sex with a member of the same sex (What counts?)
(_) I never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never have been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone (*sigh*)
(X) I never have thrown up in a bar
(X) I never have visited a site held holy by a major religion
(X) I never "flashed" a stranger

"While using an expression like 'major religion' opens two or more cans of worms, I still chose to do so. This does not mean that I am belittling any small revivals or heathenish or neopaganistic practices. But fact is, the number of people that know of Mecca or Wailing Wall or St Peter's in Rome is significantly higher than the number of people who know of ... see, I don't know what to put here. The Uppsala mounds?"

If anyone is unfamiliar with the drinking version and can't guess how it works, or isn't sure why I refer to it as "dangerous", I'll explain in a comment. But I do remember it being fun.